Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Stop Wanting to Date Me!

What is it with 30-35 year old men wanting to date me!!!! COME ON! I'm getting super sick of it. I mean seriously! Ugh!

I guess at least this one isn't divorced with kids... relatively normal... just not my style. Gosh, how do I get myself in these circumstances? Maybe from now on I won't be nice. From now on you can expect me to be mean to everyone so that there is absolutely NO confusion over who I "like" and who I definitely do not "like". So stop guessing because chances are I don't. No offense. 

In fact, since we are on this subject... man who is a little rough around the edges, a christian to the core, with deep confidence and understanding about what you want come give me a call. If you don't fit that profile, don't bother.

Also, I'm thinking from now on I need to wear a sign around my neck saying "Men Over 30 Not Welcome Here."

Do you think that would get the point across? Gosh!


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