In case you're wondering

• You know how they say that everyone gets pooped on by a bird once in their life? Well, my time almost came yesterday... lucky me, the bird needs a bit more target practice.
• I don't suggest ordering a grande vanilla latte in hopes that you won't drink as much coffee in the morning as you usually do. Let's just say the drip coffee downstairs is already calling my name.
• Everyone needs an exit plan for those catch-you-by-surprise moments in life that you'd rather be anywhere else right then. I'm still forming mine. I think it'll have to do with dogs, cardigans and cheesecake... yum, i love cheesecake.
• A conundrum. Not only a great word, but also when you love the early mornings where you see your breath and the sun is just coming up over the clouds and you think to yourself that life couldn't get any better... but then realize that you're shivering like a polar bear without fur because its freezing.
• When you're looking for a substitute to diet coke, make sure and read the label before you buy the product because if they both have the same ingredients, its not worth switching. Btw, what's worse? Sucralose or aspertame?
• The weekend plan. Laundry-ing, grocery shopping, cupcake decorating, clothes returning, yoga-ing, bathroom cleaning, friend hanging, bath and book reading, sleeping way in-ing, vino-ing... you know, a bunch of good times-ing.
• And in case you're wondering... yes, I'm a dork... which is a silly person and should not be confused with a whale penis.
• Happy Friday!